Have you ever been to a place that’s so well kept and manicured that it’s inconceivable the amount of work that would have to go into it on an almost constant basis. Have you ever been to a place like this that makes you feel welcome and proud at the same time that your there to enjoy it. This place does exist and it’s in Augusta Georgia. I had the pleasure not long ago of crossing off my bucket list a want that’s been building and building for the past several years and finally came to be a few weeks ago. Attending the Master’s Golf Championship! Unless you win the ticket lottery you will pay a premium price for the pleasure. I fortunately didn’t have to do either and am extremely grateful for the opportunity a friend gave me. The Master’s Golf Course is a place like no other I’ve ever seen as a past golfer, and I’ve played quite a number of nice courses. There is nothing out of place, nothing! Looking back I find it’s set up for the “Patrons” or visitors as much as it’s set up for the golfers that play there. Maybe more so. I ended up walking the entire course and took in many of the side events and history the golf club offers. I figured when the day was said and done I had walked more than six miles and only sat one time for about 15 minutes. I made the most of the opportunity and when I hit the car at days end I was spent. Watching on TV is fine, but to experience it first hand and then take it in on TV brings it into a greater context. This course, set up to the way the pros play it would eat the lunch of the average hacker. I stood on many of the fairways scratching my head wondering how I would play certain holes if given the opportunity. I’m still wondering. It is relentless with trips up and down hills with added sloping one way or the other and the greens are just as undulating and lightening fast. TV brings you there but in no way gives you the real feel for what the course offers. All that said it’s no longer on my list, but I wouldn’t mind doing it again. Trying to pass on the experience to others always ends in the same statement “you gotta see it to believe it!
Sure there are times when I need something and have to take that seemingly dreaded trip to Wal-Mart. NPR called Wal-Mart the death of small town America. I guess I don’t have to go to Wal-Mart but hell they have everything, the prices are decent or at least somewhat cheaper than what you would find at other stores. It’s pretty much one stop shopping. Don’t get me wrong I don’t go there to shop, I know what I want, I get it and I’m in and out in short order. That is if more that two of the 50 registers are open. Have you ever seen at least half of the registers in a Wal-Mart open at the same time? Any Wal-Mart, ever? You have a better chance of seeing a UFO. Sometimes I park and check out in the auto department sometimes just to curb the wait time. I was thinking the other day, what ever happened to those benches they used to have throughout the store for old men to camp out on? I guess Wal-Mart figured out old men have money and that bench isn’t going to spend it. That and they needed the space for the $3.99 DVD bargain bin.
Now I find most times I’m not really dressed to go there. I feel so out of place. It seems pajama bottoms or sweat pants are the dress code of choice and all the rage. The only place you’ll see more pajama bottoms is in front of a Netflix vending machine at the convenience store. This with a nice worn-out dirty sweatshirt or hoodie that doesn’t even come close to matching seems to be the required attire. Don’t forget the curlers ladies, and don’t you dare to remove them before going. The pink ones are my favorite. No shoes no problem. Who cares if your feet are hanging off the back of flip flops that are two sizes too small for your feet? I consider this type of dress to be kind of like the “emergency trip to the store” throw on anything clothes? Well there must be a lot of emergencies going on because that’s the norm. Now not all the folks dress up this nicely some come a bit more casual. I had a friend who used to say “just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you’re supposed to wear it”. I guess if they’re covered they’re happy.
Of course no trip to Wal-Mart would be complete if you didn’t run into Grandma who took every kid and Grandchild she can find with her and then turned them loose like a bunch of banshees. Don’t kids go to school during the day anymore? Of course she has to take them as they seem to be calling most of the shots during the visit anyway. I can’t remember the last time I walked down the toy aisle, that’s scary stuff right there boy! What a mess! Although there usually is a good fight going on between some child and an adult.
Then there are the riding buggy people, the group of folks who have never actually walked through a Wal-Mart. They ride in electric cart comfort. Not long ago I saw two women riding in the little carts side by side down an aisle, shopping, riding, talking and looking. Two rather large ladies, like twin sisters. Consider that aisle closed. I’m sympathetic to any cause but I find that if these carts were designed for the handicapped or injured, every handicapped or injured person who goes to Wal-Mart is overweight. And I know Wal-Mart is sympathetic to the handicapped because how many handicapped parking spaces do you think there are in front of the average store? I’ve tried to count them all, it’s not easy but it’s somewhere between 24 and 30+. Know what else? They’re always filled. As soon as one opens it almost immediately gets filled. It’s one of my pet peeves and it kills me where seemingly fit people park in them and then strut into the store like nobodies business. What’s he rush though, none of the registers are open.
Good luck in there!
When I said I resigned myself to watch as many bowl games as I could I wasn’t kidding. I viewed quite a number even if it was not the whole game I still saw a great deal. Get a load of some of those bowl game names, I love it. Many of the games were poorly attended but the players played like it was a full house. The games even produced big emotions at the end many times. Good for the players, the coaches and the fans. That’s what it’s all about, right? Damn straight. See you in September.
New Orleans Bowl – Boring. Hell even I couldn’t get into it, but I did watch most of it.
LA Lafayette 13 Nevada 3
Potato Bowl – Why is it every game I watch in this stadium, Boise State with the blue rug, it’s always snowing or raining or something crappy. It looked like there were about 17 people there. Of course bringing in teams from far off didn’t exactly help attendance.
Air Force 38 Western Michigan 24
Camellia Bowl – Bowling Green throws the Hail Mary to win it, otherwise forgettable.
Bowling Green 33 South Alabama 28
Miami Beach Bowl – Big fight at the end. Bad ending to a good hard fought game.
Memphis 55 Brigham Young 48
Boca Ratan Bowl – Marshall had one receiver with 18 catches. Marshall rolls.
Marshall52 Northern Illinois 23
Pointesettia Bowl – Navy pulls out a squeeker at the end. Good low scoring game.
Navy 17 San Diego State 16
Bahamas Bowl – Central Michigan makes a hell of a comeback only to miss the two point conversion to win it at the end.
Western Kentucky 49 Central Michigan 48
Hawaii Bowl – Rice rolls. I was very surprised here.
Rice 30 Fresno State 6
Heart of Dallas Bowl – Actually I thought Illinois was the better team but they kept self destructing.
Louisiana State 38 Illinois 17
Quick Lane Bowl – This surprised me too. Is Rutgers that good?
Rutgers 40 North Carolina 21
Military Bowl – The only fumble fumble touchdown play I ever saw
Virginia Tech 33 Cincinnati 17
Independence Bowl – Good competitive game.
South Carolina 24 Miami 21
Pinstripe Bowl – Penn State acted like they won the National Title at the end. That’s what the bowls are all about.
Penn State 31 Boston College 30
Holiday Bowl – Prayer not answered at the end. Why did Nebraska let their coach go?!?
USC 45 Nebraska 42
Russell Athletic Bowl – The Tigers could do NO wrong. The Sooners are better than this showing.
Clemson 40 Oklahoma 6
Music City Bowl – Good competitive game. ND re-finds it’s life. FG to win.
Notre Dame 31 LSU 28
Peach Bowl – Over before it started. TCU tries to make a point.
TCU 42 Ole Miss 3
Fiesta Bowl – Boise quarterback play was outstanding.
Boise State 38 Arizona 30
Orange Bowl – The Ramblin Wreck’s triple option is hard to contain.
Georgia Tech 49 Mississippi 34
Outback Bowl – First OT game of the bowl season was great ending to a great game. Maybe the best bowl game of the bowl season.
Wisconsin 34 Auburn 31
Cotton Bowl – The Bears blew it. Bad! Now this may be the best bowl game of the season.
Michigan State 42 Baylor 41
Rose Bowl – Ducks speed ruled the day. The turnover didn’t hurt either.
Oregon 59 Florida State 20
Sugar Bowl – Alabama beat at their own game. Good competitive game however.
Ohio State 42 Alabama 35
Alamo Bowl – The game doesn’t matter. Bill Snyder is a favorite coach of mine.
UCLA 40 Kansas State 35
Birmingham Bowl – Good journeyman game. Gators one step ahead the whole way.
Florida 28 East Carolina 20
GoDaddy Bowl – Speed speed hurry up speed and more speed. Really no fun to watch, so I stopped in the first.
Toldeo 63 Arkansas State 44
National title Game – Buckeye’s literally beat up the Ducks, badly. An ass whipping at it’s finest, and with a third string quarterback too.
Ohio State 42 Oregon 20
Didn’t see any of the:
New Mexico Bowl
Las Vegas Bowl
St. Petersburg Bowl
Foster Farms Bowl
Armed Forces Bowl
This guy will restore The University of Michgan back to the winning way! This guy is a no nonsense football motivator and if you don’t like what he says or does, too bad, that’s the way it is. And his way wins football games. Sound familar? He is a disciple of Bo and coaches with the same fire. Bo said of all the QB’s he ever coached Harbaugh was the one he trusted the most on the field. It may be a bit too much to ask coming out of the gate but two or three years down the road the Wolverines will once again be a force to be dealt with. He’s been successfull everywhere he’s coached and I can’t wait to see him wear the block M hat and walk the sidelines at Michigan Stadium. #4 is back.
I believe most people who know me would say my two favorite words are, “Go Blue”. Well they’re up there and were the tops for a great number of years but I think “He’s Here” has overtaken the top spot. You see when I was waiting on my grandchild, for nine months all the talk I heard centered around the baby coming, showers, due dates, checkups, how big he is, is he healthy, and the mother or baby’s needs. But mostly the talk was of the future and the baby that’s coming. You hear about it, you talk about it, but you can’t wrap your hands around it. It’s like talking about Santa or the Easter Bunny, lots of talk but they never really appear. You hear the talk talk talk but what they speak of is never with you. An intangiable object. The excitement in their voices is there to be sure, but still something’s missing and what is coming never seems like it will ever get here. On April 1, 2014 I sat quietly in a hospital waiting room only a short distance down the hall from the delivery area where my Daughter and Son in Law were about to make me a Grandpa. Only there a few minutes at best when my son in laws sister looks at her phone and says in an excited voice; “He’s Here”. A text and photo from the delivery room announced his arrival. It then hit me, BA-BAM! My mind went clear as a bell with only one thought. He’s right down the hall right now. He’s in the next room. No more living in a state of wondering. I can now see him in person. I can go meet him and hold what the all the talk was of for so many months. A Grandchild I can put my hands on. You have no idea of how remembering hearing the words, “He’s Here” makes me feel. Just slightly above “Go Blue”!
I think there are somewhere around 38 bowl games this year. Some want to get rid of the lesser bowl games. Why? Let the kids who sweated all fall go on a trip, usually somewhere warm, play football, and have some fun. It’s a reward for the work. The players act like the just won the National Title when they win one of these so called lesser bowls. I say let em have the fun! With the football playoffs at 4 games, these lesser bowls still have meaning to the people who particiapte in them. If the masses have their way and we go to 8 teams or even 16 teams in the playoffs, the tradition of the bowls is over. My opinion, anything after 4 teams in the playoff crowns a tournament champion, not a real National Champion based on their season’s play. But that’s just me. I enjoy the Utah’s, the Utep’s, the Bowling Greens etc etc etc, the minor bowl games and so forth. As College football gets closer and closer to the edge of ruin I’m just trying to enjoy what is left and what it was built upon.
Everyone saw Michigan senior quarterback Devin Gardner consoling Ohio State freshman signal caller J.T. Barrett last week when he went down with an injury in the midst of a huge rivalry game.
Ohio State’s Dave Claborn and the OSU athletic department sent Gardner a letter of appreciation for his actions last Saturday. It reads:
“Dear Mr. Gardner,
I write, simply, to thank you for the inspiration you are and the class you showed as you consoled J.T. Barrett when he was injured this afternoon in your game against the Buckeyes.
The Ohio State- Michigan game is important, but it pales in comparison to the humanity you displayed during that moment.
As I think you know, J.T. Barrett has been an inspiration to the Buckeye squad this season, coming in as he did when Braxton Miller was injured. He’s preformed with maturity and poise well beyond his years. I suspect it’s been guys like you who have been his role models.
You are an extraordinary young man and your example of sportsmanship and true humanity to thousands of young (and older) people this afternoon was, in my opinion, worth far more than any football statistics.
Thank you again for showing all of us how it should be done.”