A woman is suing the Dallas Cowboys organization because she went to a Cowboy preseason game and as she was waiting outside Cowboy Stadium she decided to sit down on one of the benches. Anyway this bench had apparently baked in the sun all day and she claimed she received 3rd degree burns on her butt leading to skin graphs. I wonder, where did they get the skin for her butt? And Holy Crap how long does it take to discover a seats hot before you get up? What did she do sit there and sizzle? As I understand it the marble bench carried no warning sign stating anything to the effect that it might be hot on a hot day. Oh yeah did I mention this happened back in August 2010. Maybe that’s how long it took for the pain to get to her brain from her butt.